King Dick's

Yesterday was awesome.

Got to wear my lovely garb and be a human vase for a lovely rose. Got to introduce two different groups of friends to each other, with interesting results. Got to see two boys getting flogged by a chick at the Faire. Got to watch some kilt inspections (and perform my own). Bought presents for friends. Drank mead. Finally got to take the lovely garb off and breathe again, at which time I was breathing quite a lot. Nice day, all around.

"She turned me into a newt!"

<td bgcolor="#000000">WHAT is your name?</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">WHAT is your quest?</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">I seek the Holy Grail!</td><td bgcolor="#000000">WHAT is your favorite color?</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">Will you be able to cross the bridge?</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Yes.</td><td bgcolor="#000000">How will you die by the end of the movie?</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">You get burned alive because some stupid bloody peasants think you're a witch.</td>

Answer me these questions three! by christi_morelei
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