I always knew it...

I am the Ideal Lover Most people have dreams in their youth that get shattered or worn down with age. They find themselves disappointed by people, events, reality, which cannot match their youthful ideals. Ideal Lovers thrive on people's broken dreams which become lifelong fantasies. You long for romance? Adventure? Lofty spiritual communion? The Ideal Lover reflects your fantasy. He or she is an artist creating the illusion you require. In a world of disenchantment and baseness, there is limitliess seductive power in following the path of the Ideal Lover. Symbol: The Portrait Painter. Under his eye, all of your physical imperfections disappear. He brings out noble qualities in you, frames you in a myth, makes you godlike, immortalises you. For his ability to create such fantasies, he is rewarded with great power.

What Type of Seducer are You?
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Another nice mix

The Potion Maker
badseed1980ium is a milky, runny magenta gel leeched from the leaves of the mandrake.
pierceheartium is an opaque, effervescent turquoise liquid gleaned from the flesh of a bat.
Mixing badseed1980ium with pierceheartium causes a violent chemical reaction, producing a milky sky blue potion which gives the user protection from death.
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