I've been a good little acolyte!

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.

In October, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In May, I fed deadwinter to a Shoggoth (250 points). When the stars were right, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In December, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In September, I sacrificed deadwinter to Cthulhu (500 points). Yesterday, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points).

In short, I have been very good (1110 points) and deserve to be eaten first.

Your humble and obedient servant,
badseed1980

Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!

...sorry, deadwinter :)

FYI

I have my employee review on the 13th.

There will be THREE people in there reviewing me instead of the usual two.

I fully expect to be put on probation.

This is going to be making my life a miserable living hell at least until the review itself is over.

That is all.