Thing Two: Goatmeal

No, nothing to do with goats, really. Just oatmeal. My parents would often call it "goatmeal" when I was a kid, though I'd stopped doing so years ago. Then I started dating a guy who did the same thing, and this time, it seems the goofy nickname has stuck. I'd be lying if I said that the idea of "goatmeal" as "goat cooked with oatmeal" hasn't crossed my mind as something I might want to try, but today, I'm just going to talk about oatmeal as I usually do it.

( This got long. )