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badseed1980IF YOU...
1. ...owned a restaurant, what kind of food would you serve?
Probably lots of really exotic and quirky, but fun stuff. Everything from gorgonzola burgers to salmon en croute with mango chutney. And I'd have a kick-ass dessert menu.
2. ...owned a small store, what kind of merchandise would you sell?
Lingerie and fetish gear designed for the fabulously curvaceous woman. It would be called "Venus Envy", and the logo would be a picture of the Venus of Willendorf. I thought this up long before I found out my great-grandmother Venus had owned a lingerie store...and had HUGE tatas.
3. ...wrote a book, what genre would it be?
Good dark fantasy, not too airy-fairy or Anne Rice wannabee. Lots of erotica, but not as the only point of the book. Maybe a good book of erotic fairy tales.
4. ...ran a school, what would you teach?
If I were teaching one class, it would probably be creative writing.
5. ...recorded an album, what kind of music would be on it?
Maybe some Kurt Weill songs, or something like Kicking Against the Pricks, just all kinds of great stuff that inspires me.
1. ...owned a restaurant, what kind of food would you serve?
Probably lots of really exotic and quirky, but fun stuff. Everything from gorgonzola burgers to salmon en croute with mango chutney. And I'd have a kick-ass dessert menu.
2. ...owned a small store, what kind of merchandise would you sell?
Lingerie and fetish gear designed for the fabulously curvaceous woman. It would be called "Venus Envy", and the logo would be a picture of the Venus of Willendorf. I thought this up long before I found out my great-grandmother Venus had owned a lingerie store...and had HUGE tatas.
3. ...wrote a book, what genre would it be?
Good dark fantasy, not too airy-fairy or Anne Rice wannabee. Lots of erotica, but not as the only point of the book. Maybe a good book of erotic fairy tales.
4. ...ran a school, what would you teach?
If I were teaching one class, it would probably be creative writing.
5. ...recorded an album, what kind of music would be on it?
Maybe some Kurt Weill songs, or something like Kicking Against the Pricks, just all kinds of great stuff that inspires me.
