tisana's name = ARTY IRK ENEMA or YANKEE RIM RAT or INKY RARE MEAT
erik_j_meyer's name (incl. middle initial) = EYE JERK RIM or ME IRE JERKY
elissa_carey's name = AS I SEE LYCRA or ICY SEAL ARSE or I SCARY AS EEL or YE ECLAIR ASS (you had a lot of good ones)
badseed1980's with middle initial: A BEAT NERD LUAU or A DENTAL BUREAU
sweetpeatn's name = A HARD ROD FROND or DARN HARD OF ROD
lovelyblackrose's name = IN A VEGAN NERD or DARN GENIE VAN or EN VAGINA NERD
edited to add
windwriter's name = A SMUT CLOSET or COMES AT SLUT or MUSCLE TOAST!!!
W00t!