Answer me...uh, ask me...these questions three!

[badseed1980]

Stolen from tisana

I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. Ask me anything you want. Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything.

I won't guarantee answers, but I will probably answer most things.

Comments

[sweetpeatn.livejournal.com]

1)what's the one thing you could never compromise?

2)john edward...for real or scam artist?

3)how many people can you fit in a volkswagon bug?

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

1)what's the one thing you could never compromise?

I would never hurt someone at someone else's request.

2)john edward...for real or scam artist?

Scam artist, pretty much. He does cold readings. Talented at it, yes, and he tells people things they need to hear sometimes, but he doesn't get the info from the dead.

3)how many people can you fit in a volkswagon bug?

Pureed? More than you think...

[tigira.livejournal.com]

1) How do YOU spell relief?

2) How many licks???

3) Morris bells on May morning?

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

1) How do YOU spell relief?

I before E except after C.

2) How many licks???

As many as I can get.

3) Morris bells on May morning?

Oooh! Jingle jingle!

[tisana.livejournal.com]

1. So, if she weighs the same as a duck...?

2. If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

3. Is the glass half empty, half full, or twice as large as it needs to be?

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

1. So, if she weighs the same as a duck...?

She's made of wood! And therefore? A witch!!!

2. If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

Well, they are, but they're ignorant of that fact.

3. Is the glass half empty, half full, or twice as large as it needs to be?

Excuse me? That's not my glass. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass! Now who's been pinching my beer?

[tisana.livejournal.com]

"Now who's been pinching my beer?"

"Spit it out, ye bastid, spit it out!" (you know the joke, right?)

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, I've told it frequently :)

[mindspider.livejournal.com]

1. Why do I love Spam do damn much?

2. What kind of beer goes best with kicking drunken rednecks in the face?

3. What WERE they thinking?

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

1. Because it's Spam, godspam it! Because it's pork product in a can! Because it is the REAL flesh of God!

2. Theirs. Take the bottle, smash it, and use it as a weapon. It usually goes very well.

3. "Oh shit, they KNOW!"

[mindspider.livejournal.com]

1. Spam, the other sorta-pinkish meat-like substance!

2. OK

3. And they are coming to get you....I blame the French