Stolen from tigira

[badseed1980]

If there is someone on your friends list you would like to engage in a hot, sweaty, 4 hour long, sexual encounter with, which, in terms of voracity, would sound like someone banging two big ass steer carcasses together while stirring a 50 gallon bowl of macaroni and cheese over a public address system, then post this exact sentence in YOUR journal.


Although, to tell you the truth, I think I've traumatized my poor roommate enough already...

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[pierceheart.livejournal.com]

Although, to tell you the truth, I think I've traumatized my poor roommate enough already...

What, with the sounds of bodies hitting each other, or with sounds that could be muffled with a pillow?

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

Um, well, um...yes. :)

[pierceheart.livejournal.com]

Both? I have some catching up to do . . .

But will you still have Billy as a roommate?

And has your package arrived yet?

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

Yes, maybe not, and no it hasn't. :)

Did you send it to my work address like I asked with packages? Or if you sent it to my apartment, is it by some way that won't require a signature?

I assume this is the one I can't open until the 28th?

[pierceheart.livejournal.com]

I sent it to your home, because I thought that was better, that is why I emailed billy. To have him intercept it until the 28th.

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

Ahhh. But how do you know he'll be home to receive it when it gets there? He works all day.