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http://www.jobpredictor.com/index.asp


This website gives me the following job prediction:

Laura (insert last name here), Your ideal job is a Fluffy Bunny Trainer.


Ackackackackack!

Of course, if you just use "Laura", you get "Nun". Yikes!

Date: 2004-07-20 07:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-lark-asc.livejournal.com
I get one of Stripper, Suicide Bomber or Garden Gnome..

Date: 2004-07-20 07:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badseed1980.livejournal.com
LOL!

A guy I'm dating got Gigolo, and my boyfriend got Topless Model!

Date: 2004-07-20 07:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tisana.livejournal.com
Oh lord...you said that and so I had to do that, too...

Carlos got "Professional Hippy." I shit you not. He hates hippies. That's great. :D

Date: 2004-07-20 07:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badseed1980.livejournal.com
HAHAHAHAHA! Oh man. Groovy, baby! Peace! Go hug a tree! :P

Date: 2004-07-20 07:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tisana.livejournal.com
For various versions of his name, he also got Stripper, Gigolo, and Village Idiot. I think he'd like the second one...

Date: 2004-07-20 08:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badseed1980.livejournal.com
Geoff got Gigolo! Hey, [livejournal.com profile] pierceheart, in your absence both Kat and I have resorted to gigolos! :P

Date: 2004-07-20 09:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pierceheart.livejournal.com
in your absence both Kat and I have resorted to gigolos

I know, it's why you are so poor now . . .

Date: 2004-07-20 09:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badseed1980.livejournal.com
Bitch, I gots money comin' out my ears!

Date: 2004-07-20 11:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pierceheart.livejournal.com
what, are you peddlin' it too now?

Date: 2004-07-20 11:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badseed1980.livejournal.com
No, I gots me a sugah daddy! I found this rich old dude who buys me diamonds!

Date: 2004-07-20 12:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badseed1980.livejournal.com
OK, I confess. I'm really making my money as a call girl, specializing in discipline for naughty boys.

Date: 2004-07-20 12:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badseed1980.livejournal.com
Yeah, one great tip is, make sure if you're servicing two people, you call them "Slave 1" and "Slave 2" so they don't start following your orders at the same time and end up banging their heads together when they aim for the same spot.

Date: 2004-07-20 12:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pierceheart.livejournal.com
Hmm, will keep that in mind. Not that I need to know that . . .
Think I can get by with "girl" and "boy"

Date: 2004-07-20 07:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] witchyspyce.livejournal.com
it didn't give me a job. just a period. LOL

Date: 2004-07-20 07:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badseed1980.livejournal.com
Dude, I get those once a month anyway!

And when I put in your name, I got..."The job you have now"!

A life of leisure, eh? :P

Monkeys?

Date: 2004-07-20 07:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tisana.livejournal.com
Hee...

Katrina [surname], Your ideal job is a Circus Freak.
Katrina = Quiz show contestant
Kitty = Monkey Impressionist
Kat = Supermodel

Supah-freak, supah-freak, she's supah-freakaaay...

Re: Monkeys?

Date: 2004-07-20 09:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pierceheart.livejournal.com
What about kitten?

Dang!

Date: 2004-07-20 07:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erik-j-meyer.livejournal.com
Erik J. Meyer = Reality TV show star (yeah, Fox TV: Lions vs Christians sole survivor... ha-ha-ha)
Erik Meyer = Alien investigator (there are no aliens, at all, anywhere, especially not in the FreeMasons...)
Erik = bearded lady at the circus (implants? me? uhmm... better be a whole lot of money there. or maybe I am hiding out from something bad. like aliens or the relatives of devoured Christians out for revenge)

Re: Dang!

Date: 2004-07-20 09:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dee-cee.livejournal.com
"My boyfriend with breasts: Bisexual women's fantasies come true" On the next Jerry Springer!

Re: Dang!

Date: 2004-07-20 09:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badseed1980.livejournal.com
HAHAHAHA!

I think that with breasts, Erik would look like a taller version of how I picture dwarf women to look in Terry Pratchett's books!

Date: 2004-07-20 08:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elissa-carey.livejournal.com
Heheh. My results:

Elissa: Traffic Warden
Elissa [insert last name]: Church Minister
Pistons (nickname): Alien investigator
Lilith: Paleantologist[sic]
Mistress Redpen: Lumberjack

ROFL!

Date: 2004-07-20 09:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pierceheart.livejournal.com
Why is your nickname pistons? Or don't I want to know?

Date: 2004-07-20 09:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elissa-carey.livejournal.com
It's a gaming thing.

Date: 2004-07-20 09:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ayalanya.livejournal.com
*laughs* and if you use alanya, you get bunny slayer!!

you train'em, i slay'em.

Date: 2004-07-20 09:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badseed1980.livejournal.com
HA!!!

Kick-ass!

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