If I were a superhero...

[badseed1980]

...I'd want to be The Punisher.

That way, I could go around finding bad guys, pulling down their trousers, and giving them a good spanking. Then I'd say, "Now don't do that again!" and leave them rubbing their bottoms and ruing the day they ever chose a life of crime.

Comments

no wait...

[erik-j-meyer.livejournal.com]

That is 'The Paddler', an alternate anti-hero spoof in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Hero universe. 'The Punisher' does not discipline bad guys, he merely kills them. These are subtle differences. It might be important based on whether or not you wish to use your crime fighting equipment as sex toys tho.

Re: no wait...

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

LOL

The Paddler? I love it! W00t! He can be my male sidekick.

Maybe as The Punisher, I'd just go around making wisecracks based on word play at the bad guys. They would eventually beg me to turn them over to the police and have them thrown in jail, rather than listen to the puns.

Re: no wait...

[erik-j-meyer.livejournal.com]

ooooooooohhhhh....

now that works.

[wolf-kells.livejournal.com]

You need to be a superhero to do this to people?

OOPS.