Ack!

[badseed1980]

*giggle*

I just got this e-mail on my Yahoo! account:

I am a wm, 45 yrs. old, looking for an intelligent, fit, sexually open minded, outdoorsy, pagan female or maybe even two if it is agreeable to all concerned. I am starting a homestead in Montana and need someone to help tame the wilderness with me.
If interested please email me at montanarover@yahoo.com

I saw your name and profile on yahoo, thought maybe you would like to correspond, I am in Ga also at the moment

Tim

Um...go live in the boonies in Montana with a guy old enough to be my father who e-mailed me randomly, and possibly another chick? Not likely. Not at all.

Maybe he needs a mail-order bride. :P

Comments

[tisana.livejournal.com]

Tim...the Enchanter?

Jeez, you and I both are getting lots of odd ones who don't want to read our profiles. Montana? What the hell do they have worthwhile for a pagan belly dancer? Nature, sure...but what about culture and night life, huh?

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

Very true, but it's the "old enough to be my father and I've never met him" thing that creeps me out the most. Bleah!

[wolf-kells.livejournal.com]

Awwwww, come on, Kat ... you've never belly-danced for a cricket at Harvest-Tide??

[pir.livejournal.com]

Now I feel left out, I've only had one even roughly innappropriate profile response in aaagggeees.

[deadwinter.livejournal.com]

I have had no responses...at all. quit yer bitchin'

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

Well, this is the only one i've ever had. :)

[pir.livejournal.com]

The last one I got was from badseed1980 :)

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

Hey now, that wasn't inappropriate. I can do inappropriate much better than that when I try. :P

[pir.livejournal.com]

I meant that you were the last person to respond at all :)

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

LOL...I see. Because you did specifically mention "roughly inappropriate" responses, and mine wasn't nearly on par with Tim's. ;)

[pir.livejournal.com]

deadwinter was complaing that he never got any responses. I was pointing out who I have had responses from...

Yours wasn't inappropriate, just forgetful ;)

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

Hmph. Smartass. :P

[pir.livejournal.com]

Oh, come now, you expected anything less from me ?

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

Good point.

You have the cutest cats. Other than mine, naturally. :)

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

Aww, I'm sorry! Want me to direct Tim over your way? :P

[pir.livejournal.com]

Somehow I don't think he's my type...

[autumnsshadow.livejournal.com]

i rarely get any at all...even creepy ones would be welcome at this point...

[autumnsshadow.livejournal.com]

heehee...that's like the one theartemisiaway got a week ago or so from some gay man looking for a mostly lesbian woman to marry him...

[pierceheart.livejournal.com]

I see those ads, or come ons, and I think of the horror stories of guys starting "covens" to get laid, and say it is all "part of the craft, baby!"

As in, run like hell away.

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

I imagine he's some hippie-dude looking to start a free-love commune. Bleah.

[perspicuity.livejournal.com]

yes, yesssss, that's. yah, i need a couple pagan females, or three, to relate with too. what a great deal!

and i'm not old enough to be your dad, i have an alibi ;)

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