Yahoo horoscope as fortune cookie:

[badseed1980]

"Today you might discover a previously untapped talent, perhaps an artistic gift, dear Capricorn. This could be rather thrilling for you, but it'll probably take some getting used to. Your efforts at first might be tentative and uncertain, but bear in mind that this is what usually happens when you first start to learn a new skill. Don't grow discouraged because you don't feel like a genius yet! Give yourself some time. Eventually you'll probably love what you do. ".......... IN BED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comments

[sweetpeatn.livejournal.com]

i like your horoscope way better than i like mine. anytime i have ever bothered to look, it tells me of doom and gloom. and i dont want to add "in bed" to that.

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

Eek. No doom and gloom in bed for Pea! Just a squidly critter! :P

[j4yx0r.livejournal.com]

I didn't realize that the fortune cookie trick worked with horroscopes as well! Unless you just pulled that out of a giant fortune cookie. If so, that's pretty damn specific and doesn't sound very Confucionary.

~j