I love The Onion

[badseed1980]

"Hey, where's that warm, golden glow coming from? Why, it's coming from the U.S. of A., where cocks are thick, tits are perky, and sunbeams shine out of everyone's asses!"

Comments

[autumnsshadow.livejournal.com]

heehee...what would we do without The Onion? =)

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

I almost spewed water all over my monitor when I saw it. It's from a fictional "speech" by John Edwards. :)

[pierceheart.livejournal.com]

Well, you've got the perky tits, but where is everything else?

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

These things aren't quite perky, hon! They're REAL.

[wild-place-king.livejournal.com]

I am starting to wheeze! Ahggg! Thanks, that was nice and so are you.

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

LOL...

thank you. :)

And hey, that's what bodices are for! King Richard's Faire, here I come.

[pierceheart.livejournal.com]

I think of them as perky, or, at least, certain parts of them, when, say, it's cold . . .

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

Ok, good points, er, point.

[pierceheart.livejournal.com]

You are home? I am online, wokring on a longish post, inspired by a chat with the Padre.