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[badseed1980]

Capricorn
In his book, The Secrets and Mysteries of Hawaii, Pila Chiles recounts the advice given him by an Indian holy man: "If you have lost the business, your house, and wife, after you have been pronounced terminally ill and life has dealt you the worst blows, there is only one duty left. That is to crawl over to the nearest mirror, hoist yourself up, look deeply into it with your last breath, and say aloud seven times: 'Cock-a-doodle-doo!'" No matter how low you might feel, Capricorn, you have to admit that your problems aren't even one percent as serious as that. You should find it relatively easy, then, to go to a mirror right now and crow "cock-a-doodle-doo!" seven times. Please do.

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COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!
COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!
COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!
COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!
COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!
COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!
COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!