Yahoo Horoscope as fortune cookie...the sequel!

"You are a person of many talents, and today you are likely to discover yet another one, dear Capricorn. The delivery of a new piece of equipment makes you feel like you've been given a toy for your sole enjoyment. But once you get the computer or piece of machinery up and running, you need to share it with your coworkers! They will be most impressed with your technical abilities"... IN BED!!!

Mwahahahahaha!