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Ever have one of those days when you're sure that either there must be a lot more wrong with you mentally than you though, or that you're average in that regard and everyone in the world is really fucked up in general? I know I'm not manic depressive, but I have SUCH fucking mood swings. I'm happy today. Yesterday I felt like shit. But I know it'd only take a thought straying into the wrong place to make me feel like shit again. Why does that happen? I'm curious.

Um, anyway...

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(Insert sound of Cartman saying, "Dude, this is just plain f***ed up here.")

You're Love in the Time of Cholera!

by Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Like Odysseus in a work of Homer, you demonstrate undying loyalty by
sleeping with as many people as you possibly can. But in your heart you never give
consent! This creates a strange quandary of what love really means to you. On the
one hand, you've loved the same person your whole life, but on the other, your actions
barely speak to this fact. Whatever you do, stick to bottled water. The other stuff
could get you killed.


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