OMG Rob Brezsny is my hero!!!

[badseed1980]

From Free Will Astrology

CAPRICORN:
Studies show that judicious chocolate consumption promotes longevity. People who ingest it three times a month are more likely to live into their 90s than those who either refrain from eating it or else gorge on it frequently. The astrological omens suggest, however, that your health will be well-served by eating 300 percent more than the judicious amount this May, beginning with a virtual orgy of chocolate feasting this week. I recommend that you also seek out other experiences that generate feelings similar to those stirred by a chocolate feast.


YEAHHHHH! Now that's what I'm talkin' about!

Comments

[elissa-carey.livejournal.com]

Finally, a perceptive entry! (I started eating some of my chocolate truffles the other day, and had more yesterday. Gotta have another one today! ;))

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

Sometimes it's sweet being a Capricorn. :)

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

Are you a Cap too?

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

Yowza. That's quite a combination!

[kovee.livejournal.com]

I just looked mine up..Hmm I hope I get my sign soon.lol

Virgo Horoscope for week of May 5, 2005

Verticle Oracle card Virgo (August 23-September 22)
Of all the world's landlocked countries, only one maintains a navy: Bolivia. Until 1879, it had a seaport, but lost it in a war with Chile. Over a century later, it has thousands of sailors but only a single sea-worthy ship, which it keeps docked in Argentina a thousand miles away. Its quixotic fixity of purpose seems to be a symbolic declaration that it intends to someday once again have land bordering the ocean. I see a certain resemblance between Bolivia and you right now, Virgo. You also cling fiercely to a starry-eyed commitment that might appear unrealistic to casual observers. The difference is that your dream, as opposed to Bolivia's, is not entirely hopeless. You will receive a sign this week that reveals why.

I was being a bad LJ user and scanning your LJ...

[driftingseeker.livejournal.com]

and you went and made my day. Polyvangelistic. Funniest. Word. Evar.

Thank you.

That guy
will now ponder polyvangelistic tracts, polyvangelistic megachurches, polyvangelistic meetings(in which page and paragraph of various polyvangelistic tomes are cited back and forth), polyvangelistic witnessing, polyvangelistic dominionism(we must take over the goverment and make everyone else polyvangelistic).

Dammit, I now have to put that down as my first interest.

Polyvangelistic. Live it, love it.

Re: I was being a bad LJ user and scanning your LJ...

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

Hehehe...I just use it to refer to the annoying types who think that just because they're poly, everyone else should be too, because monogamy is wrong and unnatural. They're usually the ones spouting the "we're more evolved" drivel, and playing "poly-er than thou" games when they see poly people who have more rules or restrictions on their relationships than they do themselves. It's as annoying as the people who tell you that if you haven't accepted Jesus as your personal saviour, you're going to hell, you don't really know peace, and you're not as good as they are.

Preach on Sister Badseed!

[driftingseeker.livejournal.com]

I'll admit I'm somewhat of a fence sitter with the whole, "Is poly better than monogamy" thing. I mean, yeah, poly has its perks, but so does monogamy, celebacy and, I'm sure, full time Gorean kajira ownership(though that is waaay too much work for my slacker self).

Another mental image for you. A polyvangelical minister. With bad suit and horrible haircut and all. The Jim and Tammy Faye of poly!

Re: Preach on Sister Badseed!

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

*twitch*

Now that's a scary image. I can see them exhorting people to pay them huge sums of money to join their poly network!

Re: Preach on Sister Badseed!

[driftingseeker.livejournal.com]

Yes-a my sista, you too can join our polyvangelical network-a! You too can be a member of the one true relationship style-a! You too can be one of the chosen-a!

The polyvangelicals-a! Praise poly!

You have torqued my brain. And, in a platonic, distant, we just met, please don't write a court order against me kinda way love you for it.