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I think I managed to catch a bug at Arisia after all.


The filk bug.

I was working on something mindless today when this little ditty popped into my head:



Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
Eyes and ears and mouth and nose
Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes!

It's Mr. Dibbler's sausage-inna-bun, inna bun
It's Mr. Dibbler's sausage-inna-bun, inna bun
Playing "guess the body part" is fun
With Mr. Dibbler's sausage-inna-bun, inna bun!

He claims they're made of finest pig, finest pig
He claims they're made of finest pig, finest pig
I just saw one dance a little jig
But he claims they're made of finest pig, finest pig!

You won't do any better with his pies, with his pies
You won't do any better with his pies, with his pies
I bought one once with a lovely pair of eyes
You won't do any better with his pies, with his pies!

He says the price is cutting his own throat, his own throat
He says the price is cutting his own throat, his own throat
He turns a profit by selling rancid goat
He says the price is cutting his own throat, his own throat!

The assassin's guild should learn his trick, learn his trick
The assassin's guild should learn his trick, learn his trick
He's poisoned hundreds but the charges never stick,
The assassin's guild should learn his trick, learn his trick!

I'm sorry for inflicting this on you.

Date: 2006-01-20 07:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badseed1980.livejournal.com
But you love me!

Date: 2006-01-20 08:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lothiriel-1.livejournal.com
*SPEW!!!!!*

Isn't it wonderful what our little brains come up with?

Date: 2006-01-20 08:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badseed1980.livejournal.com
Are you a Pratchett fan?

Date: 2006-01-20 08:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lothiriel-1.livejournal.com
Haven't read anything that I can think of off the top of my head - got a recommendation?

Date: 2006-01-20 08:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badseed1980.livejournal.com
Sure. Start with...Wyrd Sisters. It's not the first Discworld book, but they can be read individually for the most part. That one, I think you'll like.

Date: 2006-01-20 08:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lothiriel-1.livejournal.com
Cool! I'll keep my eyes open for it! :)

Date: 2006-01-20 10:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mzwyndi.livejournal.com
LOL - I am. I got about thirty pages in this afternoon on my lunch hour and I'm totally amused.

No wonder people quote this stuff at me all the time.

Date: 2006-01-20 10:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badseed1980.livejournal.com
Yay! Another convert!!! :D

Date: 2006-01-20 08:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tisana.livejournal.com
Aiieee! The punster has been consumed by filk! Run! Run for your sanity!

Date: 2006-01-20 09:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badseed1980.livejournal.com
Bwahahaha!
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Date: 2006-01-20 10:33 pm (UTC)

Date: 2006-01-21 05:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lothiriel-1.livejournal.com
OMG, it's an "a-ha" icon. Holy crap...

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