How many?

[badseed1980]

Ever wondered how many people of a certain Zodiac sign it takes to

* How many Aries does it take to change a light bulb?
(+) Only one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs.

* How many Tauruses does it take to change a light bulb?
(+) What, me move?

* How many Geminis does it take to change a light bulb?
(+) II

* How many Cancers does it take to change a light bulb?
(+) Only one, but he has to bring his mother.

* How many Leos does it take to change a light bulb?
(+) A dozen. One to change the bulb, and eleven to applaud.

* How many Virgos does it take to change a light bulb?
(+) Five. One to clean out the socket, one to dust the bulb,
one to install, and two engineers to check the work.

* How many Libras does it take to change a light bulb?
(+) Libras can't decide if the bulb needs to be changed.

* How many Scorpios does it take to change a light bulb?
(+) None. They LIKE the dark.

* How many Sagittarians does it take to change a light bulb?
(+) One to install the bulb, and a Virgo to pick up the pieces.

* How many Capricorns does it take to change a light bulb?
(+) The light's fine as it is.

* How many Pisceans does it take to change a light bulb?
(+) What light bulb?

* How many Aquarians does it take to change a light bulb?
(+) Have you asked the bulb if it WANTS to be changed?

Comments

[lothiriel-1.livejournal.com]

* How many Aquarians does it take to change a light bulb?
(+) Have you asked the bulb if it WANTS to be changed?

*cough!*

This could explain why I haven't gotten around to changing the burned-out bulb in the ceiling fan light in my home office (it's been burned out for MONTHS now). It doesn't want to be changed.

[ayalanya.livejournal.com]

*laugh* as a gemini, yes.

[ex-lark-asc.livejournal.com]

Hey! As a Sagittarian I rese..

... er. Wait.

resemble that remark...

[ex-lark-asc.livejournal.com]

I thought it was really inaccurate at first, then I thought about the way my housemate is *always* picking up after my mad ideas... *blush*

(Now that I look he's a Cancer, too..)

Caps

[mcsloshed.livejournal.com]

* How many Capricorns does it take to change a light bulb?
(+) The light's fine as it is.

Well if you let me handle the bills, the light wouldn't be out in the first place. I hope you've learned your lesson.

heh.

Re: Caps

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

*snort*

[cutieyum.livejournal.com]

That made me a bit happier about myself. It has been a unsufferable week, and that's because I am a very Virgo, I guess.

:)

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I can see that. :) And aren't you living with a Taurus? Interesting combo. :P

[twilyght-zone.livejournal.com]

Grins and giggles (sometimes its a good thing I work alone so no one can hear me laugh).

It's true, I do like the dark (says the Scorpio). This was hysterical, hope you don't mind if I pass it along.

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

Go ahead. I just Googled it. :)