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[badseed1980]

FUCK. It looks like I need a 34 DD in strapless/backless. Not the 36DD I bought.

GODDAMNIT, why does this have to be SO HARD?

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[polydad.livejournal.com]

Tits? Hard? Did I miss something? Tits are supposed to be soft; if you have hard tits, that's a problem.

Sympathetically,

Joel. Who's hoping someone being silly will be helpful.

[miss-lisa-ma.livejournal.com]

Aaaackptht. Bra angst. You know, men love breasts so much, but they have no idea how much trouble owning a pair of 'em can be. I mean, I love having my own and all, but seriously. They're up, they're down, they swell, they get sore, they chafe, and gods forbid you have to wear something fancy and strapless or low cut--then they require expensive architectural support specific to the outfit. And it's not like the architecture ever fits according to, well, you know, a PREDICTABLE STANDARD or anything.

Can you get another one in time for a fitting? Need reinforcements?

(And wait till you get a little older and you start going through the joys of mammography and ultrasounds and "you wanna come back for another test, honey?". That's a real party...though it seems there's always one cutup in the waiting room who comes back from her films saying "I think I'll order the 8x10, a couple of 5x7's, maybe some wallets...")

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

I ordered another. Last one, I ordered it on last Thursday night and it came in yesterday. That's really only two business days. I hope this one will be equally fast.

At least in this size, it comes in black.

What the FUCK kind of size is 34DD, I ask you? That's just WEIRD. It's not like I have a small ribcage or back or anything. 34 seems teeny to me. o_O

[miss-lisa-ma.livejournal.com]

I dunno. Must be the new math.