badseed1980 | My Brezsny-scope

Accountants at an Australian car insurance company have found that Capricorns are the safest drivers. Correlating birth data with crash rates, they found that your sign is the least accident prone. This probably has to do with your renowned patience and carefulness. While I applaud you for that accomplishment and urge you to continue expressing your attention to detail while operating heavy machinery, I also recommend that in the coming week you make room for happier kinds of accidents. You need certain educational blessings that only serendipity can provide.

Bwahahaha! Apparently, ol' Rob has never met THIS Capricorn. Safe driver, my ass. I'm too scared behind the wheel to be safe.

Making room for happy accidents. Hmm. I'm always up for some serendipity. Bring it on!