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Someone brought fortune cookies in to work last night. I tend to break them open and read the fortunes, and then if I like the fortunes I'll eat at least a little piece of the cookies. But the fortunes are much better than the cookies. Especially this morning:

"Your tongue is your ambassador..."

...in bed.

Date: 2007-03-30 01:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pierceheart.livejournal.com
Mal: Ambassador... I'd like you to meet Shepherd Book.
Inara: I'd have to say, this is the first time we've had a preacher on board.
Book: Well, I wasn't expecting to see a state official either, Ambassador.
(Mal laughs)
Book: (confused) I'm missing something... funny.
Kaylee: Not really
Inara: Ambassador's Mal's way of saying...
Mal: She's a whore.
Kaylee: The term is "companion."

Date: 2007-03-30 01:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badseed1980.livejournal.com
And just WHAT are you implying, young man? :P

Date: 2007-03-30 01:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pierceheart.livejournal.com
that ambassador obviously has many meanings, so your fortune should come as no surprise.

Date: 2007-03-30 02:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badseed1980.livejournal.com
LOL. Ok, so my tongue's a whore, huh?

Date: 2007-03-30 02:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pierceheart.livejournal.com
no, your tongue is an ONION!!!

Date: 2007-03-30 02:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badseed1980.livejournal.com
Ewwww! No, it's a parfait!

Date: 2007-03-30 02:08 pm (UTC)

Date: 2007-03-30 02:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pir.livejournal.com
I'm, uh, saying nothing ;)

Date: 2007-03-30 02:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badseed1980.livejournal.com
So your tongue is NOT an ambassador then, eh? :P

Date: 2007-03-30 02:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pir.livejournal.com
It's been known to, uh, open relations with foreign nationals...

Date: 2007-03-30 02:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badseed1980.livejournal.com
Ah, good point. A tongue doesn't need to be speaking to be...diplomatic.

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