More Onion! Can you tell I'm bored with work?

[badseed1980]

http://www.theonion.com/onion3803/judge_orders_god.html

So God's a monopolist, eh? Jumpin' Jehovah, that's illegal! :)

--Laura

Comments

[tigira.livejournal.com]

Bwah!
So, he violated the Sherman Anti-Trust Act?
How funny!

I always just said, "uh, he's not poly - VERY not poly."

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

Now now, "No other gods before me" doesn't mean you can't have other gods after, it's just that he wants to be your primary!