The forecast for today is grouchy, my friends.

[badseed1980]

In addition to the PMS and associated weight gain (which pisses me off), I have been up since 4am today, after falling asleep around midnight.

Got a phone call when I was getting ready to go to sleep, left my phone right next to my bed, and didn't turn off the ringer (since who calls me in the middle of the night?).

Got a wrong number call at 4am.

Started falling asleep again after almost half an hour.

Got a text message at 4:30am.

Turned the goddamn ringer off.

Came close to falling asleep by 5am.

Woke up when my roommate was woken up by her cat.


Shoot me now, OK?

Comments

[vervain13.livejournal.com]

Awwwww....

Sweetie, if there were opportunity, I would have you lay your head on my lap and sing you to sleep and then cover you with a wonderful blankie while I gently steal away to let you blissfully snooze. Please do something nice for yourself today. You more than deserve it.

*hugs*

Auntie David

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

LOL. I'd call you my Fairy Godfather, but that just sounds like you should be wearing a big gold ring and making me an offer I can't refuse. :P

I'm gonna go get myself some new Tevas today. That will make me happy.

[lothiriel-1.livejournal.com]

Got a wrong number call at 4am.

Am I the only one who ever wants to take advantage of caller ID and return the favor? Say, multiple times between the hours of 3:00 and 4:00 am?

"Hi! Just calling to see if you were up! No? Oh, I'll talk to you later, then."

*10 minutes pass*

"Hi! You up yet?"

[miss-lisa-ma.livejournal.com]

Shoot me now, OK?

I just can't hear that phrase without thinking about Daffy Duck, arguing with a much-cleverer Bugs Bunny over whom Elmer Fudd should shoot. For example...

Daffy: "I DEMAND that you shoot me now!" (BLAM!)

Feel better, honey.

[tisana.livejournal.com]

"Shoot me now, OK?"

No, but I'd happily help you find the offenders and hold them for you while you smack them.

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

Well, the text message was from a certain someone who was sitting in a karaoke bar in Tacoma, so you can guess who that was. :)

[pierceheart.livejournal.com]

But, but, my singing was amazing!

You shoulda heard my rendition of Wilson Pickett's "Mustang Sally" with two back up singers.

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

Aw. You know I can't be mad at you when you're being cute and silly. :)