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[badseed1980]

Your Score: Morticia Addams!

Our test has determined that you possess
44% Hellbentness, 42% Sanguinity, and 41% Creeps!
Well done!

Your Proto-Goth Icon is Morticia Addams!

Morticia is a vampish woman who dresses only in black and loves to cut the buds from roses, leaving only the thorny stems. She and her husband Gomez both come from long lines of maniacs and monsters.

Morticia and Gomez are passionately in love, and are deeply concerned with the well-being of their children. Though they all share an obsession and interest in death, dying, and other gothic and macabre subjects, the Addamses are not evil people (in several of the TV episodes, Gomez is willing to donate large sums to worthy causes, to the shock of the already shell-shocked visitors), and usually restrict their ghoulish activities to within their own family. Most of the Addamses' neighbours are less than understanding, however. Within the larger community, the Addamses are viewed as oddballs, dangerous, or worse.

. . .

"I created this lovely, decoupaged, and oh-so-tasteful inspirational candle for Carolyn Jones and wrote a prayer for her.

Here's the fine print on the back:

'O, Beautiful Carolyn Jones!

I place my humble soul before you, and in my boredom with modern television in an age of virtually-created, surgically altered, homogeneous perfection, beseech you to aid me with your mighty and mysterious powers. Though your movie and television appearances are too numerous to mention here, I celebrate your outstanding roles as the Batman villainess 'Marsha Queen of Diamonds,' your roles with Elvis, Vincent Price, and the master of suspense, Alfred Hitchcock. I turn to you for inspiration through your most memorable and beloved role of Morticia Addams:

Neat. Sweet. Petite.

In lighting this candle, I celebrate your spirit as a truly swinging chick of the 50's and 60's. May the loving kindness of your power help me and bestow on me a fraction of your vampy, quirky charm that will enable me to live in peace and happiness, and also look as good as you did in a black tube dress.

Amen. '" -Rachelle Rose Hurst

Link: The what Proto-Goth Icon are you? Test written by anastasia_x on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Comments

[miss-lisa-ma.livejournal.com]

Way, way cool. Morticia's a very worthy icon!

(I am, apparently, Wednesday. I know I'm living backwards through time a la Merlin and all, but sheesh, I would have thought I'd at least have passed puberty.)

[elissa-carey.livejournal.com]

No surprise; I also got Morticia Addams. (48% Hellbentness, 50% Sanguinity, and 41% Creeps) Fitting that I dressed up as her one Samhain at 4QF. :)

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I have a dress that reminds me somewhat of a cross between her and Elvira. Might be too big now, though, since it almost was 15 pounds ago... :(

[j4yx0r.livejournal.com]

I got Uncle Fester. =/

~j

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO