Horrorscope

[badseed1980]

From Rob Brezsny:

Describing a Jupiter transit, Capricorn astrologer Steven Forrest wrote, "Life is a train wreck, except the trains are made of cake and ice cream." Amen to that, bro. I'd add that a Jupiter transit might also be imagined as being on the verge of too many orgasms, or getting forced to make a painful choice between fantastic wealth and amazing power, or having well-meaning allies overwhelm you with help. Now, as you enter the last 12 weeks of Jupiter's year-long journey through your astrological house of beginnings, I'm expecting you to harvest some of the most delightful and enriching "messes" ever.

Hmm. I could go for some of that. Yeah. I definitely could.

Comments

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

Damn skippy.

[pierceheart.livejournal.com]

why must you always damn Skippy? (http://skippyslist.com/list/)

[etainwilson.livejournal.com]

A train wreck, yes. I'd agree to that. With cake and ice cream?? More like being in a rocket car and having your co-pilot slam you into a brick wall at 200mph and then tells you it's your own fault for letting him drive. If this is Jupiters idea of new beginnings I don't need any more of it.