badseed1980 | Stolen from dbmyrrha

Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST, MOST AMUSING, OR STRANGE definition it gives you.

I went for my personal favorites. Can you guess what the answers really are? (They may be edited to make sure the real answer does not appear in the definition.)

1) My name:
Sex on legs.

2) My age:
Emoticon meaning to titty bite. The number 2 is meant to look like a jaw with the 8 being titties.

3) One of your friends:
A girl who was slutty, then found the right man, and changed her ways

4) What you should be doing:
Having the kind of sexual relations which cause liquids to be secreted from the genitals. (ROFL! This one is actually very G-rated in real life!)

5) Your favorite color:
In Dublin, Ireland, slang for embarassed - more mortified than embarassed, a kind of huge, overwhelming, blush to your toes type of embarassed.

6) Your birthplace:
A collection or gathering of attractive young to middle age mothers who guys want to bone.

7) Last person you talked to:
A sexy male Pirate always in search of BOOTY.

8) Last thing you had to drink:
A nickname for hydro marijuana used to disguise it in case you can't talk about drugs over the phone or something.

9) Your nickname:
Term used to describe someone who sucks at life as much, if not more than thier parents.