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[badseed1980]

My Lemon Zinger tea is suspiciously lacking in zing. I want my money back. Oh wait, I didn't have to pay for it.

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[deadwinter.livejournal.com]

hehehe...my Morning Thunder tea never did have any thunder. I felt gipped too.

[pierceheart.livejournal.com]

Hmm, but did it work?

[j4yx0r.livejournal.com]

I've heard that, given the current economic state, tea makers have been forced to cut back on zing. Relatedly, salad dressing production is going forward with limited zest and frozen foods are being found with a dwindling amount of tang. I find their lack of tang disturbing.

~j

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha!

[captainscorpio.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure this is temporary. If the global recession goes on, zing-producing nations are bound to lower their prices. Of course, that could limit funding for ongoing alternative-pep research...

[j4yx0r.livejournal.com]

I still say you can taste the ethanol in the pep alternatives.

~j

[captainscorpio.livejournal.com]

That's okay. I like ethanol.

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

Mmm, scotchyscotchyscotch!