I never! (from tigira

[badseed1980]

A lot of these "never-haves" are "never-wills" too. :)

(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(X) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR (had a friend crash mine, though)
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(_) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(X) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(_) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(X) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY) (all promises, no fucking follow-through!!!!! How frustrating.)
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(X) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF (well, not since I've been out of diapers)
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN ARRESTED
(_) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(_) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB (tape, pencils, etc.)
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIMES SQUARE
(_) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE (for a while, all my dates were blind)
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN TO EUROPE
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FISTED AND/OR HAVE NEVER FISTED ANYONE
(X) I NEVER HAVE THROWN UP IN A BAR
(_) I NEVER HAVE SLEPT WITH AN EX
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH FOUR OR MORE PEOPLE AT THE SAME TIME
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX ON THE BEACH
(X) I NEVER WENT TO A PLAY PARTY FOR D/s (too bad)
(_) I NEVER RODE IN A TRAIN
(_) I NEVER CUT MYSELF ON PURPOSE
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX AT THE OFFICE
(X) I NEVER GOT MARRIED
(X) I NEVER GOT DIVORCED
(X) I NEVER HAD CHILDREN
(_) I never had sex with more than one person within the same week
(_) I never have posed nude
(X) I never got someone drunk just to have sex with them
(X) I never cheated on my significant other
(X) I never had sex with my boss
(X) I never have eaten snake meat
(X) I never jumped out of an airplane
(_) I never have been to a nudist event (Oh, Stones Rising may as well be)
(X) I never have bungee-jumped
(_) I never have voted
(X) I never have appeared on a television show
(X) I never have been admitted to a hospital
(_) I never had sex in a swimming pool

Comments

[tisana.livejournal.com]

"Well, I never!"

"Well, you should."

Always seemed the best response. No one has been prissy enough to say that around me, though.

You've never shoplifted? Wow. Oh, wait, maybe you had things like an allowance as a kid, huh?

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

I was a good kid in general. :)