Slow day at work

[badseed1980]

...and there is so much other useful stuff I could be doing. I have two artistic-type projects I should be working on, but can't do it here. I could be cleaning my house, which really needs it. I could be packing for Stones. I could be making the curtain for my bedroom door that I told myself I was going to make months ago. I want to be productive right now, but I can't. Grr. Of course, by the time I do get home, I'll be exhausted and won't want to do anything but flop. Oy vey. :) Well, okay, I'll work on the artsy stuff. That should be fun!
I'm going to a pig roast tomorrow. Hmm. Never done one of those. I feel like I should wear a grass skirt and coconuts on my tits and make it a luau. Anyone know where they make DD-cup coconuts?? :)

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luau

[tisana.livejournal.com]

"Anyone know where they make DD-cup coconuts?? :)"

Not on this earth, not that I know of. But hey, wear the regular sized coconut bra, and all the guys there will be very happy. ;) Coconut pasties...

But if you want, I could borrow some of Sam's copious rum supply and mix up some nice Scorpion Bowls or Mai Tais. The boy's a tad obsessed with tiki culture and good rum drinks, you see.

Re: luau

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

Eh, I won't have time to get a grass skirt, though. Anyway, I wouldn't know where to get one! As for the Scorpion Bowls and Mai Tais, I think I'll pass. I do beer, wine, Scotch, Irish, and gin, and that's about it.