Holy meatballs, Batman!
Jan. 26th, 2010 08:07 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
badseed1980A little while ago, I bought this bag of pasta in the food section at Home Goods. It's sort of the odds and ends of the different colorful pasta shape types that the company makes: holiday shapes like poinsettias and bells and stars of David, everyday shapes like bowties, cute little shapes like hearts, etc. Apparently, this company makes a lot of different pasta shapes and sells them in a variety of places: one piece is shaped like a cock and balls! Bwahahahaha! See, I've seen pasta like that in sex shops and novelty shops, but never in a family friendly mix. It cracked me up.
I'm gonna eat a dick for lunch tomorrow. With olive oil, garlic, and parmesan, most likely.
EDIT: ONOES! My dick fell apart after cooking! :(
I'm gonna eat a dick for lunch tomorrow. With olive oil, garlic, and parmesan, most likely.
EDIT: ONOES! My dick fell apart after cooking! :(
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Date: 2010-01-27 02:41 am (UTC)Jesus, woman, the comebacks abound.
"It's okay, it happens to everyone."
"So you've got a limp dick?"
"But it's all in how you use it."
It'll be tasty no matter what. No need to cry over broke dick.
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Date: 2010-01-27 05:53 am (UTC)I needed that.
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Date: 2010-01-27 11:45 am (UTC)BWAAAAA-HAAAAAA-HAAAAA!