I love you, XKCD. Can we date?

[badseed1980]

(I am very glad to have befriended a purveyor of prime pornography, so I have someone to help me pick out good stuff! Oh, hey, I ought to start that new Cecilia Tan novel, by the way...)

ETA: Oh, the mouse-over text for this comic makes this even MORE full of win: "Yes, there are a lot of longing looks across the bridge of Galactica first, but that's beside the point!" BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Comments

[miss-lisa-ma.livejournal.com]

In my porn, people fuck.

Touche! I've long been sick of the cultural memes that make us orgasmic over clean grout.

[leenah.livejournal.com]

if the entire house were spotless i MIGHT be orgasmic. might. i'd need to investigate that to be sure. (and then i'd have a clean house, hot damn!)

[roy-batty.livejournal.com]

Win!

[leenah.livejournal.com]

the mouse-over text won me. bwa ha ha ha!!!!

[dbmyrrha.livejournal.com]

I will admit that having my man do the dishes makes me hot and bothered. Still, its not because the dishes are clean, it's because he's not expecting me to do it. It's not the fantasy in and of itself, but it *is* foreplay. :) Plus, I have kind of a kitchen fetish.

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

It makes me HAPPY, but I wouldn't say it makes me hot.

[dbmyrrha.livejournal.com]

It's just something. I don't know what it is. Kitchen fetish, like I said. It's the same if a guy is cooking, I just wanna kiss him, and maybe do it on the counter. LOL :)

Heck, either I'm deprived, or I'm depraved. Maybe both.

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

I'm too much of a kitchen control freak. When a guy is cooking for me, I have to fight my instinct to stay away and not hover to make sure he's chopping the onions to the right size.

[dbmyrrha.livejournal.com]

LOL. Each to her own. :)

[pierceheart.livejournal.com]

Thankfully, you do not seem to do this with me.

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

Nope, I do FIGHT the instinct. :) I trust you to cook well, and I know that if I leave you to it, you'll do a good job. I remind myself of that, and it always turns out OK. I do find myself thinking things like, "I bet he's got the burner on too high. Maybe I should go check? No, no, let him cook."

[pierceheart.livejournal.com]

Seriously, because you know my response would be "do you want to do it? here."

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know. Why do you think I keep my mouth shut?

[otherdeb.livejournal.com]

Gee, did I mention that Cecilia published a story of mine?

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

Oh, neato! In which book?

[otherdeb.livejournal.com]

in Forged Bonds, one of her earlier books.

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

OK, I don't have that one, alas.

[otherdeb.livejournal.com]

She did an anthology after it went out of print, and the story is in there, too. IIRC, the anthology was called "Tales from the Erotic Edge."

[vicki-sine.livejournal.com]

This!

[paigemom.livejournal.com]

What she said! Times two!

[perspicuity.livejournal.com]

yes. this.

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