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badseed1980I just got this e-mail in my inbox. Oh man, if this guy thinks I'm helping him get into this country, he's sadly mistaken!
FROM: Rev Chris .O. Linus,
Flat 2402,
Ponte City Building,
Johannesburge, South Africa.
Tel: 009-27-83-588-22-58
Dear Sir/Ma,
Calvary greetings to you in the name of Jesus - Amen.
With much pleasure and regards, I feel a great guelm of joy
to communicate with you through this missive of mine.
It is no doubt that you will be surprise to receive this
letter which came to you at the point in time of the day.
But all the same, I give God Almighty the glory who gave me
the opportunity to lay my hands on your email address.
I am Rev. Chris .O. Linus from Nigeria resident temporarily
in South Africa. since I arrive here, I have been making
frantic effort to come to Australia to exhibit the gifts of
God upon my life but my efforts proved abortive hence, I
decided to contact you and seek for a help from your
Ministry. All I needed is a Letter of Invitation from your church
to enable me come to the United States of America to
complete the assigment of God in my life.
However, I want you to know that you will never regret ever
helping me by sending a letter of invitation to me. Be
also informed that God will never fail to bless you as you
least expected. You can reach me on the phone number above
for mor discussion.
I shall be delighted, if you can assist to sponsor my
journey to your country. I shall reconcile all the expenses you
may have incured on me when I come.
Thanks and God bless. I wait eagerly your prompt reply.
Yours in His vineyard,
Rev. Chris .O. Linus
FROM: Rev Chris .O. Linus,
Flat 2402,
Ponte City Building,
Johannesburge, South Africa.
Tel: 009-27-83-588-22-58
Dear Sir/Ma,
Calvary greetings to you in the name of Jesus - Amen.
With much pleasure and regards, I feel a great guelm of joy
to communicate with you through this missive of mine.
It is no doubt that you will be surprise to receive this
letter which came to you at the point in time of the day.
But all the same, I give God Almighty the glory who gave me
the opportunity to lay my hands on your email address.
I am Rev. Chris .O. Linus from Nigeria resident temporarily
in South Africa. since I arrive here, I have been making
frantic effort to come to Australia to exhibit the gifts of
God upon my life but my efforts proved abortive hence, I
decided to contact you and seek for a help from your
Ministry. All I needed is a Letter of Invitation from your church
to enable me come to the United States of America to
complete the assigment of God in my life.
However, I want you to know that you will never regret ever
helping me by sending a letter of invitation to me. Be
also informed that God will never fail to bless you as you
least expected. You can reach me on the phone number above
for mor discussion.
I shall be delighted, if you can assist to sponsor my
journey to your country. I shall reconcile all the expenses you
may have incured on me when I come.
Thanks and God bless. I wait eagerly your prompt reply.
Yours in His vineyard,
Rev. Chris .O. Linus
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Date: 2004-04-21 07:07 am (UTC)I guess they can't get people to give out their bank info anymore, eh?
Geez.
Geezy Creezy.
Cake or death?
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Date: 2004-04-21 07:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-04-21 07:19 am (UTC)My hovercraft is full of eels!
Date: 2004-04-21 07:19 am (UTC)GUELM? What the HECK is GUELM???
Re: My hovercraft is full of eels!
Date: 2004-04-21 07:21 am (UTC)tail and a large bony crest at the back of its head
Re: My hovercraft is full of eels!
Date: 2004-04-21 09:49 am (UTC)Re: My hovercraft is full of eels!
Date: 2004-04-21 10:33 am (UTC)Re: My hovercraft is full of eels!
Date: 2004-04-21 07:24 am (UTC)I love this sig line:
"Yours in His vineyard,"
Hehehe. I think he's admitting he's a drunk!
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Date: 2004-04-21 07:42 am (UTC)why can't i get the christians? hahahahaahahahahaha
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Date: 2004-04-21 07:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-04-21 07:44 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-04-21 09:42 pm (UTC);)
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Date: 2004-04-21 07:49 am (UTC)i got an email from "tony curley" the other day offering me low cost insurance for my house in college place.
and one from mindspider myers telling me how to make millions from home.
and sweetpea arnold telling me kids needed a set of books that contained more stories about jesus that most bibles fail to mention.
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Date: 2004-04-21 07:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-04-21 07:43 am (UTC)"The shortest distance between a problem and a solution is the distance between your knees and the floor. The one who kneels to the Lord can stand up to anything."
Boy oh boy, my mind went REALLY dirty, then. "You mean I can solve all my problems from my knees? Great! But the pay's not that good..."
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Date: 2004-04-21 07:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-04-21 07:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-04-21 08:26 am (UTC)Hmmm ...
Date: 2004-04-21 09:46 pm (UTC)Sounds like some kind of religious flasher to me ...
The again, this IS the same dude who was thrilled at "the opportunity to lay [his] hands on your email address" ...