Teehee :)

[badseed1980]

"Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with."

Comments

[pierceheart.livejournal.com]

you may not stomp the shit out of me.

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

Hey, I didn't make it up, I was just quoting. ;)

I won't stomp the shit out of you. I'd much rather beat you into submission!

[effloresense.livejournal.com]

There's always learning how to trample though....

[tisana.livejournal.com]

Awww...

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he says may not. That doesn't mean cannot!

[roy-batty.livejournal.com]

All dames are alike: they reach down your throat and they can grab your heart, pull it out and they throw it on the floor, step on it with their high heels, spit on it, shove it in the oven and cook the shit out of it. Then they slice it into little pieces, slam it on a hunk of toast, and serve it to you and then expect you to say, "Thanks, honey, it was delicious."
-Rigby Reardon

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

Now now, I'd never do that. Imagine what it would do to my nice high heels! I shudder to think. :)

[mystaya-sin.livejournal.com]

Women are like raisens.... They start out as grapes and then its up to the men to slowly suck the life out of them and they end shriveled, tough and shewy.

[mystaya-sin.livejournal.com]

or rather...chewy ( i'm tired and can't type anymore)