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[badseed1980]

Blender Magazine's Top 50 Worst Pop Songs
(Bold those songs you actually like)

1. We Built This City ... Starship
2. Achy Breaky Heart ... Billy Ray Cyrus
3. Everybody Have Fun Tonight ... Wang Chung
4. Rollin' ... Limp Bizkit
5. Ice Ice Baby ... Vanilla Ice
6. The Heart of Rock & Roll ... Huey Lewis and the News
7. Don't Worry, Be Happy ... Bobby McFerrin
8. Party All the Time ... Eddie Murphy
9. American Life ... Madonna
10. Ebony and Ivory ... Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder
11. Invisible ... Clay Aiken
12. Kokomo ... The Beach Boys
13. Illegal Alien ... Genesis
14. From a Distance ... Bette Midler
15. I'll Be There for You ... The Rembrandts
16. What's Up? ... 4 Non Blondes
17. Pumps and a Bump ... Hammer
18. You're the Inspiration ... Chicago
19. Broken Wings ... Mr. Mister
20. Dancing on the Ceiling ... Lionel Richie
21. Two Princes ... Spin Doctors
22. Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American) ... Toby Keith
23. Sunglasses at Night ... Corey Hart
24. Superman ... Five for Fighting
25. I'll Be Missing You ... Puff Daddy featuring Faith Evans and 112
26. The End ... The Doors
27. The Final Countdown ... Europe
28. Your Body Is a Wonderland ... John Mayer
29. Breakfast at Tiffany's ... Deep Blue Something
30. Greatest Love of All ... Whitney Houston
31. Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm ... Crash Test Dummies
32. Will 2K ... Will Smith
33. Barbie Girl ... Aqua
34. Longer ... Dan Fogelberg
35. Shiny Happy People ... R.E.M.
36. Make Em Say Uhh! ... Master P featuring Silkk, Fiend, Mia-X and Mystikal
37. Rico Suave ... Gerardo
38. Cotton Eyed Joe ... Rednex
39. She Bangs ... Ricky Martin
40. I Wanna Sex You Up ... Color Me Badd
41. We Didn't Start the Fire ... Billy Joel
42. The Sounds of Silence ... Simon & Garfunkel
43. Follow Me ... Uncle Kracker
44. I'll Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That) ... Meat Loaf
45. Mesmerize ... Ja Rule featuring Ashanti
46. Hangin' Tough ... New Kids on the Block
47. The Only Thing That Looks Good on Me Is You ... Bryan Adams
48. Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da ... The Beatles
49. I'm Too Sexy ... Right Said Fred
50. My Heart Will Go On ... Celine Dion


I just think these two are funny. I wish they had included "Wind Beneath my Wings", the WORST FUCKING SONG EVER WRITTEN.

Comments

[book-of-pain.livejournal.com]

I can't believe you don't like Party All the Time by Eddie Murphy. I love that video!

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

Oh man...it's SO LAME! But it's really so lame it's funny. Like that rap video with the football team, from the 80s.

[book-of-pain.livejournal.com]

I used to always wish it was me singing it instead of Eddie.

I think that would be the Bears Shuffle, maybe?

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

I think that would be the Bears Shuffle, maybe?

That's the one! What a masterpiece of godawfulness!

[book-of-pain.livejournal.com]

It was William "Refrigerator" Perry's shining moment of stardom!

And it isn't even on the list.

[elissa-carey.livejournal.com]

I am resigned to being lame, because I like quite a lot of those. I mean, DUDE! How can you not like anything by Meatloaf, for example? ;)

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

Oh, ok. I do like Meatloaf quite a lot, but that's just a really dumb name for a song. :)

[elissa-carey.livejournal.com]

*grin* So is "Paradise By the Dashboard Light." But he do rocketh. I think that's part of the charm; the names are so cheesy. Kinda like Jimmy Buffett songs.

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but I hate Jimmy Buffett!

Okay, I must be some kind of weird sap, but ...

[wolf-kells.livejournal.com]

Songs I like for Lyrics:
14. From a Distance ... Bette Midler
15. I'll Be There for You ... The Rembrandts
19. Broken Wings ... Mr. Mister
41. We Didn't Start the Fire ... Billy Joel
42. The Sounds of Silence ... Simon & Garfunkel
50. My Heart Will Go On ... Celine Dion
AND
"Wind Beneath My Wings" ... sorry, babe, but it's my song to my stepmother. Without her in my life, I'd probably be dead now.


Songs I like for Dancing:
39. She Bangs ... Ricky Martin
49. I'm Too Sexy ... Right Said Fred

Songs I like for no particular reason:
23. Sunglasses at Night ... Corey Hart
28. Your Body Is a Wonderland ... John Mayer
35. Shiny Happy People ... R.E.M.
48. Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da ... The Beatles

Missed One!

[wolf-kells.livejournal.com]

34. Longer ... Dan Fogelberg

(Yeah, yeah, yeah ... say whatever you want, but I've liked this song since I was too young to even understand the lyrics. I used to find his voice soothing as a kid.)