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According to Laurie Cabot, there's no curse on the Red Sox. And you know why she says there's no curse? Because last year, her spell to break the curse didn't make them win the World Series.

*dopesmack*

And please, no snarky comments about "of course there's no curse, they just suck!" You know who you are.

So I'm going to King Richard's Faire tomorrow. It's time for TOAP¹ Day. I am going to breathe easier in my bodice now, 13 pounds lighter, than I would have otherwise. That's for sure. And I have a pretty new top that the boy got for me, to wear under my bodice! Yay! Of course, with the cool weather there, I may need to wear my old huge chemise underneath, and even my velvet cloak over my garb just to keep warm. Bah. I don't want the cloak getting dirty, and is really too fancy for my simple garb. Still and all, faires are fun. And I get to dress up. W00t. Pictures MUST be taken. I need to have more than two decent pictures of myself to show to people. And I promised my boy.

It was fun last year. I got to watch pierceheart and j4yx0r get flogged, but as I have an aversion to being flogged by scary women, I missed out on getting flogged myself. More men should carry around floggers. That's my opinion.

Speaking of flogging fun: anyone up for ManRay the night of November 5? I wanna FINALLY debut the black leather pasties I've been swooning over for so long!!! (And can someone tell me WHY ManRay has nothing listed for the Friday night before Halloween??? They have Wednesday, Thursday, and Saturday events for that week!

¹TOAP = Tits On A Platter

I love The Onion

"Hey, where's that warm, golden glow coming from? Why, it's coming from the U.S. of A., where cocks are thick, tits are perky, and sunbeams shine out of everyone's asses!"

Stolen from kyrene

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