Stolen from p_firesinger: cutest quiz ever!

You scored as Love Machine Cat. Look out! The love machine is on the loose. You might want to take off a night of permiscuity and go get your junk checked out. Nothing sadder than a cat with herpes. </td> Love Machine Cat 75% Drunk Cat 58% Pissed at the World Cat 33% Couch Potato Cat 25% Ninja Cat 17% Derranged Cat 0% Nerd Cat 0% Which Absurd Cat are you? created with QuizFarm.com

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( Free Will Astrology Horoscope )

Stolen from deadwinter

Your Livejournal Blind Date
LJ Username
Gender	malefemaleneuterother
Favorite Color	blackwhiteredyellowgreenbluepurplesilvergoldfire
What you are wearing
Oh look! Your blind date is	whiteboy
Your date is wearing	dirty jeans and a ripped t-shirt
You dine	at McDonalds
Then you spend the next three hours	making wild monkey love
Before taking you home, your date gives you	two coupons for discount cosmetic surgery
This makes you feel	content
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Squeak squeak

So the mouse on my laptop (a trackpoint) is seriously fucked the hell up. It randomly zigs and zags everywhere without my touching it, and sometimes even gets stuck (or at least very hard to move) in one spot. I've tried cleaning the area on my keyboard, but if there are particles of dirt in there that are fucking it up, I can't do much about it. I don't want to have to pay to get the entire keyboard unit replaced, and definitely don't want to get another computer. I am going to get myself a new external mouse to connect via the USB port, or maybe the round mouse port if there is one. I will probably get one on ebay, unless someone can tell me a cheaper place. Now, my question: is there a particular brand, style, function, etc. I should look for? I basically want something functional and reliable that tends to last a good long time. Recommendations welcome.

And on an entirely unrelated note, oh man am I craving mead. Mmm. Mead.

HAHAHAHA!

After laughing until I choked, I decided I had to post about this.

I just did a load of laundry, and was making my bed with clean sheets. Lucy, the Cute and Fuzzy Princess of Darkness, was doing her kitty duty by jumping up onto the bed at every given opportunity to get in my way. I told her to scram. She did. Then I lifted up the mattress to tuck the foot end of the sheet and blanket underneath it. I tucked and replaced the mattress. I heard Lucy meow from somewhere. I noticed the tuck wasn't straight, so I lifted the mattress and stuck my arm in again to fix it. I felt something furry, and heard another muffled meow. I lifted up the mattress higher, and Lucy darted out from between the mattress and the box spring, terrified.

Stupid bloody fuzzbucket!

Oh man, that just made my evening.